Gennaro is in the USA for only 6 months.
>
>He walks to work 20 blocks every day and passes a shoe
>store.
>
>Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire
>the Boccelli leather shoes. He wants those shoes so
>much ... it's all he can think about.
>
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>After about 2 months he saves for the price of the
>shoes, $300, and purchases them.
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>Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance
>in the church basement. Gennaro seizes this
>opportunity to wear his new Boccelli leather shoes for
>the first time.
>
>He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her,
>"Sophia, you wear red panties tonight?"
>
>Startled, Sophia replies, "Yes, Gennaro, I wear red
>panties tonight, but how you know?"
>
>Gennaro answers, "I see the reflection in my new $300
>Boccelli leather shoes. How you like them?"
>
>Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he
>asks, " Rosa , you wear white panties tonight?"
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>Rosa answers, "Yes, Gennaro, I do, how you know that?"
>
>He replies, "I see the reflection in my new $300
>Boccelli leather shoes. How do you like them?"
>
>Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is
>being played, Gennaro asks Carmela to dance. Midway
>through the dance his face turns red. He states,
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>"Carmela, be stilla my heart, please, please tell me
>you wear no panties tonight, please, please, tella me
>this true!"
>
>Carmela smiles coyly and answers, "Yes Gennaro, I wear
>no panties tonight."
>
>Gennaro gasps, "Thanka God. I thought I hadda CRACK in
>my $300 Boccelli leather shoes!"
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