Topic: 50 years of Marriage (Read 730 times)

Unbalanced · « **on:** February 18, 2007, 12:50:56 PM »

On their 50th Anniversary,a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired Marine pilot, and said:

"Honey, do you remember this?"

He looked up from his newspaper and said: "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same
negligee the night we were married"

She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"

He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I said; 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."

She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?"

He looked her up and down and replied, "Mission accomplished."

Gettinold · « **Reply #1 on:** February 18, 2007, 01:31:24 PM »

HARRY DONT LAUGH IT CAN HAPPEN

altugo · « **Reply #2 on:** February 18, 2007, 02:20:16 PM »

Harry great joke laughin my ass off i guess i accomplished the same just in 8 years lol i hope she dont read this.

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Unbalanced

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