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[89fxrs]

One evening, after their honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage, just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him.


After a long period of silence she finally spoke................. "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider selling all your welders along with your car collection and all those stupid Harley's.”


John got a horrified look on his face.


She said"Darling, what's wrong?"


He replied, "There, for a minute, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."


"Ex-wife!" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"


John replied: “I wasn't."

[grayghost731]

 

[Yellow09SERG]

 

[longlast]

Mines just the opposite,..... She likes me out of the house when she does the cleaning, says I'm in the way
Also when I say I'm going to the garage she says,.. OK,.. will you be long because I'll catch up on my TV soaps

[D-N-D]

 

[Raptor]

Always did like that little Johnny!

[muddypaws]

Prtfect....