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Chicken Farmer
« on: February 23, 2007, 04:48:28 PM »

A guy was driving down the road when he noticed there was a chicken running along side his car.  He was doing about 30mph and couldn't believe his eyes.  So he sped up to 40 and the chicken was still there!  He increased his speed to 50 and the chicken stayed right with him!  This couldn't be true!  So he went up to 60 and sure enough the chicken was still running along side of him.  Amazed at this he turned around and went back to the farmhouse where he first noticed the chicken.  Going into the lane he saw the farmer in the barnlot so he got out of his car and went over to talk to him.  He told the farmer about what had happend.  The farmer said yes that was one of my chickens. How is this possible asked the guy.  The farmer said well there are three of us in the family and we all like chicken legs.  So I decided to try and develope a chicken with three legs.  It worked so now I have several of them.  Wow exclaimed the guy.   Are the legs any good?  Don't know said the farmer, can't catch them.
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