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[Screamin]

A blonde at a party, was telling her friend that she'd gone off men
> for
> life.
>
> "They lie, they cheat, and they're just no good," she moaned. "From
> now on
> when I want sex, I'm going to use my tried and tested plastic companion,"
> she said.
>
> "What happens when the batteries run out?" asked her friend.
>
> "That's simple," replied the blonde. "I'll just fake an orgasm as
> usual!"