>
> On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to
> play together.
> One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and
> began to sink.
> Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get
> the farmer for help!
> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
> searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had
> gone to town with the only tractor.
>
> Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding
> the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of
> rope
> hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
>
>
> Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
> chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold
of
> the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
> After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's
bike,
> the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the
> powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and
>
> proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse,
> and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
>
>
> The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best
Buddies,
> Best Pals.
>
>
> A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
> too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The
> horse thought a moment, walked over, and
>
> straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the
chicken
> to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of
the
> pit. The chicken got a good grip, and
>
> the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
>
>
> The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
>
>
>
> "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick
> Up Chicks.