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twincam

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chicken and a horse
« on: February 26, 2007, 10:58:42 AM »



>
>     On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to
>     play together.
>     One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and
>     began to sink.
>     Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get
>     the farmer for help!
>     Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
>     searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had
>     gone to town with the only tractor.
>
>     Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding
>     the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of 
> rope
>     hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
>
>
>     Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
>     chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold
of
>     the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
>     After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's
bike,
>     the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the
>     powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and
>
>     proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse,
>     and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
>
>
>     The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best
Buddies,
>     Best Pals.
>
>
>     A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
>     too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The
>     horse thought a moment, walked over, and
>
>     straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the
chicken
>     to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of
the
>     pit. The chicken got a good grip, and
>
>     the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
>
>
>     The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
>
>
>
>     "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick
>     Up Chicks.
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