> Born a Baptist
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> Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and
> cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....And
> since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
> The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
> problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
> priest.
> The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
> After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.....and as the
> priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist,
> and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."
> Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and
> the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
> The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into
> Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and
> watched in amazement.
> There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
> carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a
> deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."
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