A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly
> Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are
> all those clocks?"
>
> St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
> Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move."
>
> "Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
>
> "That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The hands have never
> moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
>
> "Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
>
> St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
> moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."
>
> "Where's Hilary's clock?" asked the man. "Hilary's clock is in Jesus'
> office. He's using it as a ceiling fan
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