Sadly, Richard was born without any ears, and though he proved to be
successful in business, his problem annoyed him greatly.
One day he needed to hire a new manager for his company, so he set up three
interviews.
The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and was
very interesting.
But at the end of the interview, Richard asked him, "Do
you notice anything different about me?"
"Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears," came the
reply.
Richard did not appreciate his candour and threw him out of the
office.
The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than
the first guy.But he asked her the same question
"Do you notice anything different about me?"
"Well," she said stammering, "you have no ears."
Richard again got upset and chucked her out in a rage.
The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch, he was a
young man who had recently earned his MBA.
He was smart.
He was handsome, and he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two
put together.
Richard was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same
question: "Do you notice anything different about me?"
Much to his surprise, the young man answered, "Yes, you wear contact
lenses, don't you?"
Richard was shocked and thought that here was an incredibly observant
person.
"How in the world did you know that?", he asked.
The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied,
"Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no f***ing ears!"
Ch"ears"
Dave
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Topic: Similar to a previous Little Johnny joke (Read 572 times)