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3 knots
« on: July 11, 2018, 05:09:32 PM »

An old retired seaman named Jonathan puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake..

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks,

'How am I doing?'

The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'

'Three knots?' he asks.

'What's that supposed to mean?'

She says,

'You're knot hard,

you're knot in,

and you're knot getting your money back'.
If you're talking behind my back - then you're in a good place to kiss my ass!!!


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Re: 3 knots
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2018, 07:45:34 AM »

Good one...

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