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[89fxrs]

Second text....
A man received the following text from his neighbour:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".

[muddypaws]

Good one....Dam spell check

[longlast]

 

[ultrarider123]

Office buddy got a text from his wife a few months ago "What's your personal smell?"  He replied "Right now, it's fart cause I'm in the bathroom".  She came right back with "No...email, email...".  We still laugh at that one...

[longlast]

Office buddy got a text from his wife a few months ago "What's your personal smell?"  He replied "Right now, it's fart cause I'm in the bathroom".  She came right back with "No...email, email...".  We still laugh at that one...

 

[bigC]

 

[Ironhorse]

My wife and I use Voice to Text a lot. I, however proofread mine for clarity. She does not.

Having said that, last night we were texting back and for about dinner reservations. I wanted to dine at six, she said all the website showed was 5pm and 8:30pm openings. I told her to ignore the website and call the restaurant to make reservations. Here is her response.

Her: "There is no sex that's what I'm telling you they have 5 o'clock and 830"
Me: "So if we go at 5PM, can I have sex?"
Her: "What???"
Me: "Just following your post"

A few moments of no communication,...

Her: "Lol We got a reservation at sex 15"

[08glide]

glad that ALL worked out for you ( hopefully both of you)

[HDBikerboy53]

Seems a common issue. I texted the wife on the way to work one morning and she said she was not feeling good that morning, so I suggested she play hooky from work. Spell check interpreted that as she should play hooker and stay working to which I got silence with the eventual - we’ll ok but you better turn around!