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ACETAMINOPHEN
« on: August 20, 2018, 01:52:40 PM »

 ACETAMINOPHEN

 

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

 

Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is

Acetaminophen... Aleve is also called Naproxen.

 

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

 

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

 

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

 

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

 

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..

 

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff

one.

 

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

 

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

 

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on

breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

 

 

This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Re: ACETAMINOPHEN
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2018, 02:56:25 PM »

A couple was having intimacy issues, so the wife tells the husband he has a 9am appointment with the Dr. today for a recommendation. She gets home around noon for lunch and hears grunting and moaning from the bedroom. She walks in and see her husband in bed with the neighbors daughter just going at it. She yells: "What's going on here?", the husband replies "just following doctors orders". The wife says "What do you mean, what did the doctor say?" The husband says "I asked him what he recommends, and he said Cialis,....honey, you remember Alice?"
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Re: ACETAMINOPHEN
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2018, 04:31:43 PM »

Good thinking...
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