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Farm boy

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Good woman
« on: August 28, 2018, 09:13:43 PM »

A good woman is like a television set. Turn her on, and she will entertain you !!!
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Re: Good woman
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2018, 07:34:54 AM »

What about turning me on....
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Re: Good woman
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2018, 10:02:58 AM »

you sure you want to post that ? :huepfenlol2:   may get some strange replies    :nixweiss:
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Re: Good woman
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2018, 12:33:57 PM »

Nope, because unlike a TV set you can't change a woman. There's no "OFF" button, no "MUTE" button, and no "Return to previous program" button.

Find another metaphor.
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Re: Good woman
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2018, 12:43:40 PM »

A woman is like a metaphor
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Re: Good woman
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2018, 10:23:20 PM »

Nope, because unlike a TV set you can't change a woman. There's no "OFF" button, no "MUTE" button, and no "Return to previous program" button.

Find another metaphor.

And it has only taken me 57 years to understand and agree with that statement. Man if I could have understood that at 30......  :huepfenjump3:
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Re: Good woman
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2018, 03:03:41 PM »

What part of "turn het on", do you not understand ??? :nixweiss:
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