A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year
schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polos. He gave all the children
the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by
colour and flavour.
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>> > > The children began to say:
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>> > > "Red............cherry,"
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>> > > "Yellow.........lemon,"
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>> > > "Green..........lime,"
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>> > > "Orange........orange."
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>> > > Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos.
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>> > > After eating them for a few moments none of the children could
identify the taste.
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>> > > "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
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>>sometimes call your father."
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>> > > One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled:
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>> > > "Oh My God!!!! They're arse-holes!!"
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