Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Author Topic: What a Guy  (Read 308 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

89fxrs

  • Junior CVO Member
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 50
  • www.CVOHARLEY.com
    • CA

What a Guy
« on: September 09, 2018, 06:11:34 PM »

What a Guy!
 
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot
wine to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone
at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and
said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated
over there.' and indicated the sender with a nod of
his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not
looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to
him by a note.

The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response,
took the note from her and conveyed it to the
gentleman.

The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the
bank and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose
one of his own in return. He folded the note,
handed it to the waiter and instructed him to
deliver it to the lady.
It read:

"Just to let you know things aren't always what they
appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8,
Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several
garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami ,
and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There is
over twenty million dollars in my bank account and
portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful
as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send
the bottle back."
Logged
If you're talking behind my back - then you're in a good place to kiss my ass!!!

Fired00d

  • Global Moderator
  • 25K CVO Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 32117
  • Orange & Black SEEG... Can it get any better?
    • VA


    • CVO1: FLHTCSE
Re: What a Guy
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2018, 06:15:37 PM »

TouchĂ©  :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:

 :pumpkin:
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 :fireman:
Logged
:pumpkin: 2004 Screamin’ Eagle Electra Glide :pumpkin:
Rinehart True Duals
SE Breather
SE Race Tuner
HogTunes Speakers
Zippers 575 Gear Drive Cams
Zippers Pro-Tapered Adjustable Push Rods
Zippers Oil Pressure Bypass Shim
Feuling Oil Pump
Feuling Lifters
Zumo 550 W/Flame Caps
Lyndall Z+ Brake Pads
CVOHarley Member #1236
PGR Member #754 (Since '05)
Proud Member EBCM #2.0
 

Page created in 0.113 seconds with 25 queries.