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Another blonde joke
« on: December 06, 2018, 07:11:09 AM »


Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.  He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. 

The blonde looked at Jack and said,  "Do you think he'll jump?"

Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will."  The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."  Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!" 

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.  The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." 

The blonde replies, "I did too;  but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money.
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Re: Another blonde joke
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2018, 07:40:55 AM »

Good one...
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Re: Another blonde joke
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2018, 06:28:56 PM »

Too funny!
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