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« on: July 24, 2019, 06:11:15 PM »

Fertility

A farmer sat down at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."

"What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are you celebrating?"

"I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"What a coincidence, the woman said. My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.

"I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said.
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Re: Fertility
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2019, 07:33:27 PM »

Real good one....
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Re: Fertility
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2019, 06:39:03 AM »

 :o ;D
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