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longlast

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Missing wife
« on: August 13, 2019, 07:18:20 PM »

Husband:
My wife is missing.
She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?
Husband:
I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall?
Sergeant:
Weight?
Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant:
Color of eyes?
Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant:
Color of hair?
Husband:
Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now.
I can’t remember.
Sergeant:
What was she wearing?
Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant:
What kind of car did she go in?
Husband:
She actually went on my bike...
Sergeant:
What kind of bike was it?
Husband: (sobbing)
It's a Harley Davidson FXDF 106cui
Length 91.7 in. Seat Height, Laden 26.1 in.Seat Height, Unladen 27.2 in.Ground Clearance4.9 in.
Rake (steering head) (deg)29Trail 4.9 in.Wheelbase 63.8 in.
Tires, Front Specification130/90B16 67H
Tires, Rear Specification180/70B1677H
EngineAir-cooled, Twin Cam 103™Bore 3.875 in.Stroke 4.38 in.Displacement103 cu in Compression Ratio 9.6:1
Fuel SystemElectronic Sequential Port Fuel Injection (ESPFI)Engine Torque100 ft-lbEngine Torque (rpm)3,500
Lean Angle, Right (deg.)30 Lean Angle, Left (deg.)31
Fuel Economy: Combined City/Hwy42 mpg
 (continues to cry).

Sergeant:
Don't worry mate. We'll find your Harley.
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Re: Missing wife
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2019, 11:41:47 PM »

 ;D
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Re: Missing wife
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2019, 07:04:57 AM »

Good one..
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