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[GasRat]

A husband and wife go to a counselor after 25 years
of marriage. The counselor asks them what the
problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing
every problem they have ever had in the 25 years
they've been married. She goes on and on and on.

Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the
desk, embraces the wife and kisses her passionately.
The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.

The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This
is what your wife needs at least three times a week.
Can you do this?" The husband thinks for a moment
and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on
Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."