A doctor, priest, attorney and an engineer go out for a game of golf.
They move along the course easily till they get to the 7th hole. After waiting for the 8th hole to clear, they look over and see four men wearing sunglasses playing poorly. Frustrated they walk over to find out what's going on. They ask "What's wrong with you guys, we're waiting!", "Can't you play?", "Stick to the kiddie courses till you're ready". They are approached by an elderly lady who tells them that these men returned from combat where they were blinded when their Humvee was hit by an RPG. She tells them that this is their first outing since coming to the hospital.
The priest says, "I am so sorry, I'll ask my congregation to keep them in their prayers".
The doctor says, "I am very sorry, please send them to the hospital where I work, they'll get the best treatment"
The attorney says, "I am sorry, and wish to offer my legal services pro bono. I will file a suit on their behalf"
The engineer says, "Why don't they play at night?"
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