St. Peter challenged God to a golf game because he figured that was the only thing he could beat him at. They got to the course and God said "I'ii give you the honors, tee it up." St. Peter got up and smashed on 350yds down the center. God nods his approval as he walks to the tee. He swings mightily and hits a huge hook way off the fairway, probably out of bounds. St. Peter can't control himself and lets out belly laugh. Within a few minutes a squirrel came out of the woods with God's ball in is mouth, an eagle swoops down and grabs the squirrel and fly's off with it. The sky's turn dark and a bolt of lightning strikes the eagle who drops the squirrel on the edge of the green and the ball rolls over and drops in the cup. St. Pete shakes his head and says "are you going to play golf or just screw around all day?"
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Topic: Speaking of a golf game (Read 604 times)