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The Gift
« on: December 13, 2019, 03:03:53 PM »

The gift....

A guy decides to buy his new girlfriend a pair of gloves for Christmas. After all, they've only been dating for three weeks so it seems like the ideal gift - romantic, yet not too personal.

He asks the girlfriend's younger sister to accompany him to buy them then she can point out a pair she'd like. They go to the mall and the sister points out a pair of white gloves which the guy then buys.

The sister then picks up a pair of panties for herself and buys them.

But during the wrapping, the clerk mixes up the parcels without anyone realising. As a result, the sister gets the gloves and the guy takes home a gift box containing the panties.

Without checking, the guy rushes the gift to his sweetheart, but only after drafting this loving and helpful note to accompany it:

"I chose these because I notice you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she'd been wearing for the last three weeks and they were hardly soiled.

I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.

I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time. There's no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off remember to blow in them before putting them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for the coming Christmas Eve.

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing."
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Re: The Gift
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2019, 03:36:46 PM »

Well at least he didn't get her a Peloton bike machine.
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Re: The Gift
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2019, 04:04:11 PM »

 ;D
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Re: The Gift
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2019, 04:10:02 PM »

Well at least he didn't get her a Peloton bike machine.
Yeah, only awful human beings get those for their lady!
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Re: The Gift
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2019, 08:53:47 PM »

Nice
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Re: The Gift
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2019, 07:43:33 AM »

Dang, I was waiting for the rest of the story.
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Re: The Gift
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2019, 06:48:12 PM »

 ;D
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Re: The Gift
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2019, 10:51:00 AM »

 :o :o Now that's a good one.
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Re: The Gift
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2019, 11:24:49 AM »

I don’t think he’s in for a Merry Christmas.
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