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[89fxrs]

Before it starts......

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!"
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She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
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When he finished it, he said, "Quick! Bring me another beer! It's gonna start!"
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This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
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When it was gone, he said, "Quickly! Another beer! It's gonna start any second!"
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"That's it!" She blows her top. "You prick! You waltz in here, flop your fat a$$ down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave! Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
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The husband sighed. "Oh crap. It's started."

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