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My plan to help ease my worry about coronavirus
« on: March 12, 2020, 12:29:40 PM »

Every time I turn on the TV/Radio there is a bombardment of discussion/warnings about the impending doom. Shortages of everything from face mask to hospital beds and hand sanitizer to toilet paper. I decided to take a pro-active stance to ensure readiness. I have QUIT using toilet paper as a preparation, so as not to be caught off guard. One quick swipe with my first two fingers seems to work fine. It also adds the benefit of making me wash my hands more often.
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Re: My plan to help ease my worry about coronavirus
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2020, 12:40:49 PM »

Some things we don't know are better off left unknown.  Saw a lady yesterday that would have to use both hands if she tried your method.

Had a discussion about bidets with some folks yesterday at the blood bank. Mostly along the lines of how pleasant it is to shoot warm water at ones ass. 
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Re: My plan to help ease my worry about coronavirus
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2020, 03:29:28 PM »


It's a shame they no longer send people a Sears Roebuck catalog like they did in my youth.  Worked great in the outhouse; get in some quick reading followed by a quick wipe.

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Re: My plan to help ease my worry about coronavirus
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2020, 03:43:35 PM »

Some of those color pages didn't work all that well in our outhouse....

Always had a backup bucket of corn cobs, just in case.

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Re: My plan to help ease my worry about coronavirus
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2020, 08:23:35 PM »

If this keeps up, you’ll be able to use your stock certificates to wipe with.
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Re: My plan to help ease my worry about coronavirus
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2020, 11:20:24 PM »

Just use the undies and throw them in the wash after, nothing wrong with going commando.
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Re: My plan to help ease my worry about coronavirus
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2020, 12:25:03 PM »

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Re: My plan to help ease my worry about coronavirus
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2020, 12:41:28 PM »

The toilet paper hoarders are obviously full of $hit.  :-[
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