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Thar be whales..
« on: March 13, 2020, 04:15:48 AM »

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Re: Thar be whales..
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2020, 07:40:21 AM »

 ;D

Oldies...

What's the difference between your mom & a beluga whale? About 10 pounds.

Guy to gal in bar: Do you like whales?  Cause if you do we can go hump back at my place.
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Re: Thar be whales..
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2020, 12:10:41 PM »

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Re: Thar be whales..
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2020, 01:24:50 AM »

I saw a fat girl dancing on a table and I went over to her and said "nice legs".
She said "you really think so?"
I said " yeah, a smaller table would have broken by now".
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