A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines
from
> > >>>>Kansas City to Chicago.
> > >>>>
> > >>>>The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to
his
> > >>>>mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats
have
baby
> > >>>>cats, do big airplanes have baby airplanes?"
> > >>>>
> > >>>> The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to
ask the
> > >>>> flight attendant.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight
attendant.
> > >>>>
> > >>>>The flight attendant, who was very busy at the time, smiled and
said,
> > >>>>"Did your Mom tell you to ask me that?"
> > >>>>
> > >>>>The boy said, "Yes she did."
> > >>>>
> > >>>>"Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby
> > >>>>airplanes, because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have
your Mom
> > >>>>explain that to you."