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[FNGw/08SERK]

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't.
 
 
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine (and beer)  = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine or beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of chit.
 
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service

No, thank YOU!!!

[Hoist!]

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't.
 
 
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine (and beer)  = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine or beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of chit.
 
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service

Sometimes you just have to have wine around. As you see, it will come in quite handy!

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN   
  THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH
& HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS!  THIS IS A HANDY
  GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE
IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND,
 CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!
 

DANGEROUS: WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
SAFER: CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER?
SAFEST: WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER?
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.
 
DANGEROUS: ARE YOU WEARING THAT?
SAFER: WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN!
SAFEST: WOW! LOOK AT YOU!
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.
 
DANGEROUS: WHAT ARE YOU SO WORKED UP ABOUT?
SAFER: COULD WE BE OVERREACTING?
SAFEST: HERE'S MY PAYCHECK.
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.
 
DANGEROUS: SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?
SAFER: YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT.
SAFEST: CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT?
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.
 
DANGEROUS: WHAT DID YOU DO ALL DAY?
SAFER: I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY.
SAFEST: I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE!
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME MORE WINE.
 


12 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. PASS MY SHOTGUN
2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING
3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE
4. PUFFY MID-SECTION
5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK
6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS
7. PARDON MY SOBBING
8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE
9. PASS MY SWEATS
10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME
11. PACK MY STUFF
 &&& MY PERSONAL FAVORITE ONE
12. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

THE 4 RINGS OF MARRIAGE:
1.THE ENGAGEMENT RING
2.THE WEDDING RING
3. THE SUFFERING
4. THE MURDERING

 

Hoist!
 

[iski]

Sometimes you just have to have wine around. As you see, it will come in quite handy!

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN   
  THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH
& HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS!  THIS IS A HANDY
  GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE
IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND,
 CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!
 

DANGEROUS: WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
SAFER: CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER?
SAFEST: WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER?
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.
 
DANGEROUS: ARE YOU WEARING THAT?
SAFER: WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN!
SAFEST: WOW! LOOK AT YOU!
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.
 
DANGEROUS: WHAT ARE YOU SO WORKED UP ABOUT?
SAFER: COULD WE BE OVERREACTING?
SAFEST: HERE'S MY PAYCHECK.
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.
 
DANGEROUS: SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?
SAFER: YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT.
SAFEST: CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT?
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.
 
DANGEROUS: WHAT DID YOU DO ALL DAY?
SAFER: I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY.
SAFEST: I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE!
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME MORE WINE.
 


12 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. PASS MY SHOTGUN
2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING
3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE
4. PUFFY MID-SECTION
5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK
6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS
7. PARDON MY SOBBING
8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE
9. PASS MY SWEATS
10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME
11. PACK MY STUFF
 &&& MY PERSONAL FAVORITE ONE
12. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

THE 4 RINGS OF MARRIAGE:
1.THE ENGAGEMENT RING
2.THE WEDDING RING
3. THE SUFFERING
4. THE MURDERING

 

Hoist!
 

 

I buy my wife wine, even though I rarely drink it at home.  Why?  To avoid the #3 Ring as much as possible & to keep it from escalating to #4.



At a certain age, PMS is no longer an issue. 



However, menopause makes PMS look mild, tame, and pleasant in comparison.


Beer helps.

[Gettinold]

Sometimes you just have to have wine around. As you see, it will come in quite handy!

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN   
  THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH
& HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS!  THIS IS A HANDY
  GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE
IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND,
 CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!
 

DANGEROUS: WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
SAFER: CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER?
SAFEST: WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER?
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.
 
DANGEROUS: ARE YOU WEARING THAT?
SAFER: WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN!
SAFEST: WOW! LOOK AT YOU!
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.
 
DANGEROUS: WHAT ARE YOU SO WORKED UP ABOUT?
SAFER: COULD WE BE OVERREACTING?
SAFEST: HERE'S MY PAYCHECK.
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.
 
DANGEROUS: SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?
SAFER: YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT.
SAFEST: CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT?
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.
 
DANGEROUS: WHAT DID YOU DO ALL DAY?
SAFER: I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY.
SAFEST: I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE!
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME MORE WINE.
 


12 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. PASS MY SHOTGUN
2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING
3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE
4. PUFFY MID-SECTION
5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK
6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS
7. PARDON MY SOBBING
8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE
9. PASS MY SWEATS
10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME
11. PACK MY STUFF
 &&& MY PERSONAL FAVORITE ONE
12. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

THE 4 RINGS OF MARRIAGE:
1.THE ENGAGEMENT RING
2.THE WEDDING RING
3. THE SUFFERING
4. THE MURDERING

 

Hoist!
 

Howie I wished I had read this before I walked in the door tonight.

[Hoist!]

Howie I wished I had read this before I walked in the door tonight.

It's not too late to go get a bottle of wine Dave!

Hoist!

[Gettinold]

It's not too late to go get a bottle of wine Dave!

Hoist!

     Yes it is................. she dont 

[Hoist!]

     Yes it is................. she dont 

You're screwed!

Hoist!

[Gettinold]

You're screwed!

Hoist!

Sort of... I will try my natural tatics next.     

[HogBreath]

Do you know why a woman with PMS is always right?




BECAUSE SHE SAID SO!

[Hugh Janis]

 

[iski]

 


Last night enjoyed Dogfish head 60 minute IPA.  Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm always mmmmm!   


There were out of Abita Turbodoc unfortunately - I've been wanting to give that one a try.

[SBB]

but this isn't Friday?

    

[Hugh Janis]

but this isn't Friday?

    

at least it's half back on topic....

[miker]

I drank a bunch on Guiness on Friday.  The newfangled "surger" is awesome.  It puts a perfect head on the pint.  Cool.

Miker

[iski]

but this isn't Friday?

    

Song says it's always 5 o'clock somewhere.  Figured it must be Friday somewhere & even if it's not, when the beer is good & cold it makes me think it's Friday. 



Not a big fan of Guiness usually - after reading all this about that surger, I have an excuse to try some again.




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