Three Florida surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Florida . In my favorite
case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached
them,
and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
England .
The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm
and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later
he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on
into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with
was the woman's blond hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put
them together and now she's a senator from New York.
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