CLOCKS
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly
Gates, He saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all
those clocks?"
Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock move."
"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's",
replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."
"Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" Peter
responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice,
telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man. "Hillary's clock is in
Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan".
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