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[UK Dave]

Scotsman phones a dentist to inquire about the cost for a tooth
extraction.

"£85 for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied.

"£85!!! Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?"

"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.

"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?"

"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off."

"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still withoot
an anaesthetic?"


"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the
price could drop to £40"

"Hoo aboot if ye mak it a trainin' session, hiv yer student dee the
extraction, wi' the ither students watchin' and learnin'?"

"It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you
£5,but its going to be very traumatic"



"Och, noo yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman."Can ye
confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"

Har - Cheers

Dave (Scot and proud of it)

[Talon]

I can relate to that, my grandfathers from Scotland!!! Good one, I sent it to my uncle.