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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
« on: April 23, 2007, 01:30:32 PM »

 The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Side of Life

      1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: it's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
      
                          2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer.

      3. Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
                             Ugly: So are you.
      
                          4 . Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids. Bad: Your wife can't find her birth control pills. 
                              Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
 
      5. Good: Your oldest son understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better
           than your wife.
                       
                          6. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your 10 year old daughter. Bad: She 
                             keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections.
      
                          7. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's your best friend.
      
                          8. Good: Your 15 year old daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your co-workers are
                              her best clients. Very Ugly: She makes more money than you do.
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