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twincam

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new lose weight lprogram
« on: April 30, 2007, 12:53:55 PM »

 A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
  program.

  The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him
a
  voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair
of
  Nike
  running shoes and a sign round her neck.

  She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
company.

  The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me."

  Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

  A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and
has
  his
  way with her.

  The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
  happens.
  On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
  lost 10 lbs.,
  as promised.

  He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

  The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
  stunning,
  beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.

  She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her
  neck
  that reads: "If you catch me, you can have me."

  Well, he's out the door after her like a shot!

  This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch
her;
  but when
  he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for
the
  next four days, the same routine happens.

  Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to
  discover that he
  has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

  He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50
  pound
  program.

  "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone,
  "This is our most rigorous program."

  "Absolutely," he replies," I haven't felt this good in years."

  The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
finds
  this
  huge, muscular, 7 ft man standing there, wearing nothing but pink
  running shoes
  and a sign around his neck that read: "I'm Dave. If I catch you,
  you're mine..."
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Tros

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Re: new lose weight lprogram
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2007, 10:35:41 PM »

 :zroflmao:
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Re: new lose weight lprogram
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2007, 09:15:08 PM »

That's a program I have not interest in...
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