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VAZHOG

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choice?
« on: May 11, 2007, 10:20:05 AM »

A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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Re: choice?
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2007, 07:07:08 AM »

Bugger! I just came back from a plane trip & had a few inflight bundy & cokes. Its only 8 weeks before I get on one again & 1 things for sure I wont be ordering a bundy & coke!

Cheers
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Re: choice?
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2007, 07:22:01 AM »

Geez I quit drinkin , and never even knew I had that option!
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Re: choice?
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2007, 04:10:57 PM »

Bugger! I just came back from a plane trip & had a few inflight bundy & cokes. Its only 8 weeks before I get on one again & 1 things for sure I wont be ordering a bundy & coke!

Cheers
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Re: choice?
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2007, 10:53:12 PM »


"Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

Life is a series of choices...ahhhhh!
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