A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided
to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby
well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and
asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my
porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and
everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife,hearing the
conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way
around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical , isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe All
those dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the bl onde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint
leftover, so I gave it two coats" Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the
$50 and handed it to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus".
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