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[Fatboy]

 Here is the best rumors I thought I heard (er made up).........? 

 A softtail(think Fat Boy or Heritage styling) trike and 2 touring trikes (1 road king/1 ultra classic) will be added for 2008.

 CVO: Softtail Springer 2/Road King 4/Road Glide 3/Trike-Ultra 1

 Get those order's in early.   

 



 

[cvofatboy]

08 cvo's for sure.

ultra 3 (yes, thats right)
roadking 4
springer 2
dyna 2

[Big Al]

First Pictures!

[Twolanerider]

08 cvo's for sure.

ultra 3 (yes, thats right)
roadking 4
springer 2
dyna 2

Source?  Verification?  Odds for the bet that it's 100% accurate?

The kid dating Willie G's housekeeper's daugher who got it from the grandkid lounging by the family pool overheard by the pool man who is the housekeepers (illegal immigrant) cousin said that during a party the nephew told a cousin that the daughter (in a bit of family embarassment) couldn't spell CVO.  At least that's what I heard.

[Gone Fishin']

08 cvo's for sure.

ultra 3 (yes, thats right)
roadking 4
springer 2
dyna 2

Yes, there will be a Screamin' Eagle Electra Glide in 2008. And most probably based on the Ultra. People start ordering!

[bgregston]

Source?  Verification?  Odds for the bet that it's 100% accurate?

The kid dating Willie G's housekeeper's daugher who got it from the grandkid lounging by the family pool overheard by the pool man who is the housekeepers (illegal immigrant) cousin said that during a party the nephew told a cousin that the daughter (in a bit of family embarassment) couldn't spell CVO.  At least that's what I heard.

I heard that too! It must be true.

[Twolanerider]

Press Release.  Milwalkee (AP).  Embargo date July 07 (but we don't mean that so go ahead and run with it).

In a bid to further capture the SOFM (specialty old farts market) Harley is announcing today significant new "nostalgia" editions to its unique top tier (priced) CVO line.  New models will include the FLKHSE and the FLPHSE.  These Knuckle Head and PanHead Screamin' Eagle models allow Harley the dual advantage of aggressively pursuing the niche market willing to buy untenable price points for anything percieved as "unique" and, at the same time, will allow Milwalkee to use up an entire warehouse full of old engines found by two mid level executives last month while searching for a place to have a sexaul tryst on company time.  Harley senior management call this strategy a "win-win for both warehouse space clearance and the bottom line."

To continue the nostalgia theme warranty on the new models will be shortened to old standards, special "Screamin' Eagle" chrome plated oil leak capture devices will be offered as recommended accessory and service intervals will be shortened to those from the 1960s in a bid to further enhance the nostalgic flavor of these fine CVO additions.  When asked how these additions and changes would benefit the consumer a senior Harley executive (unnamed here as he was not authorized to speak to the press) said, "huh, we're supposed to consider them in what we do?"

[Twolanerider]

I heard that too! It must be true.

See, right there, that makes independent verification!  Now it's a dead certain lock.

[Midnight Rider]

I just read that too, so it must be true.


SEEG with detachable King TP.  Street Glide with a TP and all the goodies.  The SEEG is resurrected!!!  Colors will be Red/Black, Black/Orange, and that Baby Chit Green we're seeing on the bikes in the showroom.

SERK 4, with a 200 rear tire, hard bags, and optional hard TP.

No Springer for 08.

Heritage CVO takes it's place.

CVO Dyna Wide Glide

Water cooled SERG, with a 1550 Revo engine (140HP/100TQ), six speed tranny, FL sized frame, Bose sound system, wireless everything, 240 rear tire, 18" wheels, front and rear, Brembo Calipers, Color matched frame, Garmin built-in but removable and up-datable (Zumo based) GPS in the console that tilts up for better viewing, but lays flat when parked.



This information was relayed to me by my Conure, Toby, who suddenly started speaking Spanish after some illegal immigrants did some work around my house, who had also recently moved to the B'ham area from Milwalkie, where they had been pool boys/sex slaves for Ms Willie G.  I had to get a translater, but this comes from the, uh, ummm...bird's mouth.

[Twolanerider]

Water cooled SERG, with a 1550 Revo engine (140HP/100TQ), six speed tranny, FL sized frame, Bose sound system, wireless everything, 240 rear tire, 18" wheels, front and rear, Brembo Calipers, Color matched frame, Garmin built-in but removable and up-datable (Zumo based) GPS in the console that tilts up for better viewing, but lays flat when parked.

MSRP: $109,995.00 (US).  HDI $122,400.00

[bgregston]

Really! That sounds unique. I need to get my name on the waiting list.... well no, since I'm so late I probably wouldn't get it until the 2009 are announced so I think I'll wait.

SOFM

[Twolanerider]

The bird is gonna be on Oprah!

[Midnight Rider]

MSRP: $109,995.00 (US).  HDI $122,400.00

Oh, and I forgot....HD contracts with Corbin to manufacture a truly unique Baby Elephant foreskin (they don't kill the baby elephant, just do a Bar Mitzpha, and a Rabbi performs the circumcision) covered custom heated seat.  The horn even sounds like the baby elephant's mother....Roll Tide!!

This is in a special arrangement with the Sudanese Secretary of The Interior.  It has been reported, however, that some of the foreskins may be the result of hostile activity in Dahkar.

[Twolanerider]

Oh, and I forgot....HD contracts with Corbin to manufacture a truly unique Baby Elephant foreskin (they don't kill the baby elephant, just do a Bar Mitzpha, and a Rabbi performs the circumcision) covered custom heated seat.  The horn even sounds like the baby elephant's mother....Roll Tide!!

This is in a special arrangement with the Sudanese Secretary of The Interior.  It has been reported, however, that some of the foreskins may be the result of hostile activity in Dahkar.

You forgot about the (conflict) diamonds used to stud the welt cord and the matching accessory SE Cod Piece ($1399.99).

[Hoist!]

You FD guys kill me! Hoist!