Guy walks into a bar, sees a gal by herself, and strikes up a conversation. It's obvious she's a hooker, it's late, and she has only him as a prospect. He says "What can I get for $5?" Hooker scratches her chin, thinks and says "Usually I charge $10, but its late, so for $5, tonight only, honey you can get a Wax Job." Guy grins, thoughts flying through his head, and says, "Sure."
They walk over to her room and she says "Put a $5 bill on that table, then drop your pants, take out your ** pogo stick** and place it on the table. Then close your eyes & wait, honey."
Guy is all excited, fumbles for his $5, drops his pants, closes his eyes and waits.
Hooker grabs a sledge hammer, swings high and brings it down smack dab on his **pogo stick** so hard the wax flies out both of his ears.
Fellow falls to the floor groaning & moaning, hooker grabs the $5, guy just rolls around groaning.
Guy finally says "What the hell was that?"
Hooker says "That's my $5 Wax Job. See, no more ear wax. Usually I charge $10, and use this rubber mallet, but you wanted the $5 version soooo......"