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[GasRat]

A  first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her  students. The teacher asked, "Harry,  what's your problem?"

Harry  answered, "I'm  too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and  I'm smarter  than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" 

Ms.  Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's  office.

While  Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal  what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the  boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back  to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry  was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and  he agreed  to take the test.

Principal:  "What  is 3 x 3?"

Harry:  "9."

Principal:  "What is6 x 6?"

Harry:  "36."

And  so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should  know.

The  principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I  think Harry can go to the 3rdgrade."


Ms.  Brooks says to the principal," Let me ask him some questions."

The  principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms.  Brooks asks, "What  does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" 

Harry,  after a moment: "Legs."

Ms  Brooks: "What  is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" 

The  principal wondered why would she ask such a  question!

Harry  replied: "Pockets."

Ms.  Brooks: "What  does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry:  "Pants."

Ms.  Brooks: What  starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious  and contains  thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry:" Coconut."

The  principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms.  Brooks:" What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and  sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop  the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble  gum."

Ms.  Brooks: "What  does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and  a dog  does on three legs?"

Harry:  "Shake  hands."

The  principal was trembling.

Ms.  Brooks: "What  word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of  heat and  excitement?"

Harry:  "Fire truck."

The  principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the  teacher," Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions  wrong....."                   

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Ut Ohhhh ... I got the last 7 wrong too!!!