A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new CVO out of
the Harley dealership. Taking off down the road, he open the throttle to 80 mph, enjoying
the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the metal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him. No problem!" thought the elderly gent as he opened it up to 100 mph, then 105 mph.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I am doing? I'm too old for this
nonsense and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the brand new Shiny CVO, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in
30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were
speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper
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