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[Twolanerider]

Oh.  I missed that day in history class. As I recall, I was having sex.          Go figure.


1861 folks were too horny to hold out for another year?   

Yeap.  Why do you think the Civil War started?  People were REALLY grumpy in 1861.

[iski]

Yeap.  Why do you think the Civil War started?  People were REALLY grumpy in 1861.

The Civil War was started by horny Yankees & Rebels?  I learn so much when I read here.  Its like a doctorate or a masters degree, only different.

So when Lincoln sat with his stove top hat on his lap, he had a good reason.

Is there any truth to the rumors that the Revolutionary War was started due to constipation?

[Twolanerider]

The Civil War was started by horny Yankees & Rebels?  I learn so much when I read here.  Its like a doctorate or a masters degree, only different.

So when Lincoln sat with his stove top hat on his lap, he had a good reason.

Is there any truth to the rumors that the Revolutionary War was started due to constipation?

Damn right.  Stove pipe hats were not a fashion trend in days before sex was invented.  Just a public necessity.  The Revolutionary War was not started due to constipation.  It's sudden and violent release was used as a weapon though  .

[iski]

Damn right.  Stove pipe hats were not a fashion trend in days before sex was invented.  Just a public necessity.  The Revolutionary War was not started due to constipation.  It's sudden and violent release was used as a weapon though  .

Guerilla war tactics used in the Rev. War confused the English and no wonder they smelled funny, considering the stuff hurled at them.

Then gorillas in the zoo copied that behavior, and many a childs Sunday afternoon included a faceful of monkey poop as a result.  Damn that George Washington!

Lincoln was also known to have incredible bowel control and is credited with the origination of the saying "go chit in your hat."

[Twolanerider]

Lincoln was also known to have incredible bowel control and is credited with the origination of the saying "go chit in your hat."

But he never had a CVO.  Just too much time with Meade and McClelland.  No wonder he was grumpy.

[iski]

But he never had a CVO.  Just too much time with Meade and McClelland.  No wonder he was grumpy.

George Washington is associated with choppers, not Lincoln, but he also had no CVO. Martha was a hottie biker chick, another story.  If Lincoln had been wearing his helmet at Ford's theater, he would not have gotten a hole in his head.  Unless it was a non-DOT helmet, of course.

[Twolanerider]

George Washington is associated with choppers, not Lincoln, but he also had no CVO. Martha was a hottie biker chick, another story.  If Lincoln had been wearing his helmet at Ford's theater, he would not have gotten a hole in his head.  Unless it was a non-DOT helmet, of course.

I always had an oral fixation for Dolly Madison.

[iski]

Abagail Adam's Playboy spread was one of my all time favorites.  Dolly had better cakes though.