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[RedDevil]

I always find it helps when you break the word down to its base parts.

Emulsification

Emu--Big assed mean bird that can't fly so will always stay around and choose to peck the crap out of you and spit in one pint increments with amazing accuracy

L-- Lazy

SiFi--Science Fiction

Cation--tail end of vacation; the trip home

So, we have a huge mean lazy pecker spitting across outer space on its way home.  See, makes perfect sense when you just break it down.

Hey, I used to see Emus all the time in Austrailia, and trust me, they ain't lazy...but then again that was in the 70's.  Woa, the colors.  Let's play some Black Sabbath backwards and see God!!!

   

[iski]

Donuts, there is supposed to be something about donuts in there somewhere.......   

[grc]

Donuts, there is supposed to be something about donuts in there somewhere.......   

Back to the subject:  Does Turtle Wax Ice make the donuts go down easier?  Does it speed up the trip through the digestive system?  Is there any advantage to this stuff, or is it just some more marketing hype? 

Jerry

[Hoist!]

Did someone say DOUNUTS?



Hoist!

[iski]

Somebody (hint) has a future in making those intricate crop circles in the midwest or England......   


Reading posts about the Howie & Hogbreath clans going to Mexico for fun in the sun &  :  Envious

Reading Don's posts about the tricycle races there his voices told him about: Side splitting

Watching a hummer dig a circular ditch in Mexico on a perfectly good beach full of SOFT sand....

Priceless!

[iski]

Back to the subject:  Does Turtle Wax Ice make the donuts go down easier?  Does it speed up the trip through the digestive system?  Is there any advantage to this stuff, or is it just some more marketing hype? 

Jerry

Jerry - Since I have personally used Turtle Wax Ice more than 3 times & have even read the back of a bottle, on the internet I would be considered one of the world's foremost authorities on all waxes & polishes, if I had a website.

The back of the bottle says:  Quote (well it doesn't actually say Quote but I am quoting) DANGER: Harmful or fatal if swallowed.  Contains petroleum distillates. Do not induce vomiting. Call a physician immediately.  Combustible.

The answer to your questions is: maybe.  But it is best to have a non combustible physician nearby if anyone decides to try this at home.

Mike

[texaswiz]

Pledge! It has been around for 30 years and I have used it for at least 25 on everything from custom paint jobs on cars to fancy paint jobs on bikes. It goes on with a light mist and buffs out with a cotton t-shirt. There is no polish or wax that goes on as easy. I use it on my new bike. Paint, chrome and windshield. You can have your choice of lemon or orange scented. Who knows, your wife might want to put it on that rare 15th century Louis XV hutch you have in your living room too. It is cheap too. Can lasts 3 or 4 months if you use it 2 times a week.

[clegg]

     Anyone here use Honda Pro Cleaner? I have used it for years and love it. It is good on anything, and easy to use. Aerosol, so it is easy to apply and will do its part to warm the earth. (If you believe in that sort of thing..)

[49445CVO]

     Anyone here use Honda Pro Cleaner? I have used it for years and love it. It is good on anything, and easy to use. Aerosol, so it is easy to apply and will do its part to warm the earth. (If you believe in that sort of thing..)

I too have used it for years with no complaints.  I like how easy it is to put on and take off.  Some say that Pledge is the same thing. Not sure but I have seen people use it.