OK, I'll throw in my embarrASSing moment. [smiley=blush.gif]
I was riding the 95th off post (Fort Myer, VA) with Mrs. We behind on her 800 Suzi. [smiley=huepfenpinkie.gif] [smiley=multi.gif] This was not long after 911 and there were extra barriers up just before the gate for a wee bit of a slalom course. Anyway, about 100 yards before the gate, we slow up to look good in the presence of the MP's (who have nothing better to do than wait for a moment to harass ya) [smiley=whip.gif] and then it starts - ting, ting, ting. What the? [smiley=confused.gif] Where is that coming from? [smiley=confused.gif] I'm going about 5 mph and trying to look under the left bag, ting, ting, ting. [smiley=confused.gif] [smiley=confused.gif] [smiley=confused.gif] Here comes the slalom, ting, ting, CLANK! [smiley=shocked2.gif] Something fell off my bike!!! I jammed on the brake, front - of course and at less than turtle speed, on a slope to the right, obviously right next to the MP shack, Anne lurched to the right and started to tip like the Titanic slipping into the icy depths. [smiley=dizzy2.gif] I thought of the paint, my chiropractic adjustment that morning, the look on that 12 year old Barney Fife looking MP, [smiley=thinking.gif] the front & rear & bag guards and down we went. I was able to simply step off the bike [smiley=clown.gif] and my wifey came to [smiley=help.gif] - not the roid filled mp's - just the two of us going to lift an 800 pound, past 90 degree laying chunk of steel, [smiley=juggle.gif] if nothing else, blocking traffic in everyone else's mind. Well we had been taught ever so recently by a fellow HOG member/biker cop [smiley=bobby.gif] how to pick up a bike. So I assumed the position and started to lift, my L5 said [smiley=shocked2.gif] HELLO, and my wifey stood on the opposing rider floor board and up she went, and oh yeah, [smiley=oops.gif] SIDE STAND!!!! SIDE STAND!!!!!!!!! We got it, no more errors. Thanks to all the chrome guards nearly no noticeable damage! Somehow a large round file got sucked up into my drive belt(?) and followed me for a few feet. That som-bitch still lives in my tool box. [smiley=drink.gif]