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Toilet Seats
« on: July 26, 2007, 08:03:52 PM »
Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their commode. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. He left to take care of another matter before she returned.  She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the commode. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the commode seat.  About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.

 

They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, In desperation, Charlie undid the commode seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the Hospital Emergency Room.  The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her.  Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before".  The Doctor replied "Actually, I've seen a lot of them. I just never saw one FRAMED before.
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Re: Toilet Seats
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2008, 08:34:25 AM »
I searched for oil, this popped up in the response and I read it.  This is hilareous.  I can tell that I am missing out by not reading the posts in humor. 
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Re: Toilet Seats
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2008, 08:38:27 AM »
Quote from: Mrs.We on February 22, 2008, 08:34:25 AM
I searched for oil, this popped up in the response and I read it.  This is hilareous.  I can tell that I am missing out by not reading the posts in humor. 

Good call.  Why did you search for oil here?  Just look under your bike!   :pineapple: :pineapple: :pineapple: :pepper: :pepper:
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Re: Toilet Seats
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2008, 09:35:02 AM »
Quote from: jgeorge102 on February 22, 2008, 08:38:27 AM
Good call.  Why did you search for oil here?  Just look under your bike!   :pineapple: :pineapple: :pineapple: :pepper: :pepper:

Candy don't have a 110 Jim! ???

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Re: Toilet Seats
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2008, 10:33:17 AM »
Quote from: Hoist on February 22, 2008, 09:35:02 AM
Candy don't have a 110 Jim! ???

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Yes that is right. 
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Re: Toilet Seats
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2008, 01:08:05 PM »
You forgot- "in another country!" :huepfenjump3:
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Re: Toilet Seats
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2008, 02:36:16 PM »
Quote from: arcticdude on February 22, 2008, 01:08:05 PM
You forgot- "in another country!" :huepfenjump3:

Forgot?  No, not ever.  What a traumatic experience that was for me.  But, thankfully it is getting to be less painful as time moves on.

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Re: Toilet Seats
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2008, 02:39:54 PM »
But, if one has to have a bike break down far away from home, I'd highly reccomend that it happen where you have a lot of the great folks from here around to help you laugh and figure things out.  Even though my bike broke down, far from home, on the other side of a mountain pass, in another country, being with the CVO Harley gals and guys made it much less painful.  We loved meeting everyone even if we didn't get to ride with you. 

Hoping to make up for lost time in Sedona.  I so am looking forward to that trip ------  not far away now. 

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Re: Toilet Seats
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2008, 03:05:46 PM »
Quote from: Unbalanced on July 26, 2007, 08:03:52 PM
I just never saw one FRAMED before.


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