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A Fart
« on: August 15, 2007, 03:54:32 PM »

      A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all

around the  house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's

liable to break something, but the boy continues.

 

        "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off."  You're going to break

something.    He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping

center. Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left

for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet wherehe leaves it.

 

        Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A

diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out

it comes.

 

        When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's

seeing.  She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She

calls her  doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but

he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

 

        When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down

on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes

out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The

balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.

   

     "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.

       He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this

is the  first time I've ever actually SEEN a fart !"

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Re: A Fart
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2007, 05:45:12 PM »

Boy what a surprise.  We all know what a surprise is don't we-that is a fart with lumps in it
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Re: A Fart
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2007, 12:57:27 PM »

In technical terms, that would be termed an SAS failure.

For those not of a combat background, that is the acronym for a Chit-Air-Seperator....     
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