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[Mr. We]

President Bush decided to leave the White House and sit in a local bar and throw back a couple cold ones.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush sitting at the end of the bar?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that's him."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?"

Bush says, "I'm planning WW III."

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big boobs.

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?"

Bush turns to the bartender and says,

"See, I told you, no one gives a $h!t about the 140 million Muslims".

 

[harleyteam]

 

[Rhino]

I figured it out.  Harley Teams blonde walks about 3 feet per second, 180 feet per minute, 10,800 feet per hour, or about 50 miles per day.  So since she has been here now what, a year, she has walked over 18,000 miles, non stop. I wonder if she showers.

Rhino

[rlavigna]

I figured it out.  Harley Teams blonde walks about 3 feet per second, 180 feet per minute, 10,800 feet per hour, or about 50 miles per day.  So since she has been here now what, a year, she has walked over 18,000 miles, non stop. I wonder if she showers.

Rhino

Think of her strong legs and her...what am I thinking she isn't real. 

[Fired00d]

I figured it out.  Harley Teams blonde walks about 3 feet per second, 180 feet per minute, 10,800 feet per hour, or about 50 miles per day.  So since she has been here now what, a year, she has walked over 18,000 miles, non stop. I wonder if she showers.

Rhino

With a walk, and a body like that does it matter. Hell if she needs one I'll give her a personal bubble bath.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[Rhino]

Thirsty?

[Mr. We]

Rhino, U da man!!!

Ya know, actually, that is how I always pictured Brother Bill! 

[Rhino]

Rhino, U da man!!!

Ya know, actually, that is how I always pictured Brother Bill! 

It is a real picture, he claimed afterwords that it was near beer. It was this year also.