Hey Nige, I don't even know what's on my bike! I found a local Detailing Place, $55, wash and wax. Once a month and maybe a wash in between, if it's real dirty! I might be anal about the performance, but not the cleaning! 
Hoist! 
I'm really shocked at this.

I'm not as mechanically inclined as others, but I use my cleaning/detailing time to get to know my bike better. I've found stuff loose, missing, etc. during my cleaning/detailing sessions in the past and the things I couldn't take care of myself I had it taken care of. I get great pleasure/enjoyment out of sitting in the driveway cleaning the bike up and drinking a few.

Only word of caution I would give is don't

to many during the cleaning/detailing session w/shorts on, and then start the bike up and let it run for awhile before putting it up. The amount of time it will take for alcohol induced brain cells to realize your leg is on the hot pipes while wearing shorts will leave a ugly reminder of this incident.

Ride Safe,
Fired00d
