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Birds & Bees

     A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about
     the birds and the bees.
     
     "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into
     tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." 
     
     Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
     
     The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no
     Easter Bunny" speech.
     
     At seven, I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy" speech.
 
     When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no
     Santa" speech.
     
     If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really
     get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for!"