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[CVOJOE]

                  WOMEN'S ENGLISH                   TRANSLATION
   
          1. Yes                                  =       No
          2. No                                   =       Yes
          3. Maybe                              =       No
           4. We need                          =       I want
          5. I am sorry                         =       you'll be sorry
          6. We need to talk                 =       you're in trouble
          7. Sure, go ahead                  =       you better not
          8. Do what you want              =       you'll pay for this later
          9. I am not upset                   =       of course I am upset, you moron!
          10. You're very attentive tonight=     is sex all you ever think about?
   
        MEN'S ENGLISH                        TRANSLATION
         1. I am hungry                         =       I am hungry
          2. I am sleepy                         =       I am sleepy
          3. I am tired                           =       I am tired
          4. Nice dress                          =       Nice cleavage!
          5. I love you                          =       let's have sex now
          6. I am bored                         =       Do you want to have sex?
          7. May I have this dance?        =       I'd like to have sex with you
          8. Can I call you sometime?      =       I'd like to have sex with you
          9. Do you want to go to a movie?   =  I'd like to have sex with you
          10. Can I take you out to dinner?   =  I'd like to have sex with you
          11. Do these shoes don't go with my outfit =   I'm gay
   
   And finally.....
      A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
    

[SPIDERMAN]

Joe,
      After I laughed myself sick, I started to wonder if you have a death wish or maybe you're just dumb. Either way you're a marked man once the women's coalition on the site sees this.  Nice knowing you buddy

B B

[Coolbreeze]

Yea,  what he said.  You were nice to know, Joe....

[Seegarsmkr]

Thanks for posting what we all already know...shore is a lot funnier when you see it in print tho...

Seegarz