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Daughter's Birthday Present
« on: September 05, 2007, 09:14:04 PM »

One day a father gets out of work and on his way
home he suddenly  remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He
pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of
those Barbie's in the  display window?"
 
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean,
sir? We have: Work Out  Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach
Barbie for $19.95,  Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
 
The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
Divorced Barbie $265.95  and the others only $19.95? "
 
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir...,  Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House,
Ken's Boat, Ken's  Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's Friends."
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