If you're starting the rumor then I'm officially beginning the conspiracy by accepting the rumor and adding to it. Last week, when I was "gone," it wasn't really what everyone thought it was. Instead it was a Martian!!
I noticed the site was run by a Martian first day I was here. Or, am I really here? Am I one of the aliens? Hope not - out of country taxes pale in comparison to out of galaxy taxes. Conspiracies can lead to mass hysteria. A little mass hysteria & next thing you know, anarchy, revolution, & Steve Martin is playing a banjo with a fake arrow through his head.
Hope you were not probed or anything during your "gone" time. Don't ever look into the light.......