Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Author Topic: SO WHO IS DOING THE WORK?  (Read 568 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

iski

  • 10K CVO Member
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 10254
  • EBCM 007
    • FL


    • CVO1: 2007 FLHTCUSE2 Screamin' Eagle Ultra - Light Candy Cherry and Black Ice - Traded
    • CVO2: 2010 FLHTCUSE5 Screamin' Eagle Ultra - Crimson Mist Black/Dark Slate - Traded
    • CVO3: 2017 FLHTKSE CVO Limited - Black Garnet & Electric Red Pearl w/Carbon Dust
SO WHO IS DOING THE WORK?
« on: September 10, 2007, 02:44:00 PM »

SO WHO IS DOING THE WORK?

 The population of the USA is 300 million.

 160 million are retired.

 That leaves 140 million to do the work.

 There are ! 85 million in school.

 Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
 Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

 Leaving 15 million to do the work.

 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.


Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

 Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.

 And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

 At any given time there are 188, 000 people in hospitals.

 Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

 Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

 That leaves just two people to do the work.



 You and me.


 And there you are,



 sitting on your ass,



 at your computer, reading jokes.

 

 Nice. Real nice !!     
Logged
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability." ~ RW

Talon

  • Life is like a jar of jalapenos, what you do today may get you in the a$$ tomorrow!
  • 2.5K CVO Member
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4072
Re: SO WHO IS DOING THE WORK?
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2007, 03:55:04 PM »

Good one, made me laugh!! First time today! ;D :D :P

P.S. Sent it to my Boss!
Logged
 

Page created in 0.228 seconds with 24 queries.